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Monday, April 2, 2007

The Globel Warming Stack


Good evening to all,

Excitedly, I have decided for the moment to partake in this Global Warming, where we all are going to catch on fire in a few years, hoping we haven't woken up and landed ourselves in hell because we listened to yet another lefty AlGore. Here are some strong opinions by who other than good ole boy, Righty Rush Limbaugh. Yes, I said" Rush.......... Baby...... come here and tell the truth."

Rush talks today about the The Large Warming Stacks. Below are the facts and link. For your pleasure there is also music, ("Ball of Fire" Global Warming Update Theme Song.) That's right, folks, this is the Rush Limbaugh program. This is Algore, singing "Ball of Fire." Paul Shanklin with the vocals. "Come on, pull up a chair! Here, have a drink, and see what you think?

passion ~

The truths as Rush believes it to be:

1- A large Global Warming Stack today that grows on its own. {No fertilizer needed folks.}

2- The Supreme Court has just weighed in. "A federal judge has cited Al Gore's movie in a legal ruling about manmade global warming. { We now have a federal judge who can see out the windows of the court room and see dripping water? Wow, he must be left handed also.}

3- Al Gore is lobbying for the Nobel Peace Prize in Oslo. { Morons can lobby for this title? No wonder prisoners can be nominated for this also, who by the way, are still put to death.}

4- My lawyers and I are still consulting over whether to file an official complaint of tampering charges against Algore because I, too, am nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, but I'm not out there shamelessly campaigning for it like Gore is.
{LOL, that's because his talk isn't his walk. Now, now Rush, how could we turn your program on and listen to that you'd lobbied for this title and kissed a judges rump too. No sweetie, then you'd be like THEM... God forbid! Be still a bit, here, have a drink, and keep the microphone hot, all in good time.}

5- Algore is not a scientist! He admits that he's not a scientist. { well duh! }

6- For those of you skeptical about the role of man in climate change, you haven't grown concerned about the media's fascination with this issue and the propaganda that's being spread by Dr. Algore (because that's what he'll be if he wins the Nobel Peace Prize).{ My last Dr's visit was with a gynecologist... Imagine that! } ...tsk tsk tsk...

7-Environmental groups wanted to try to say that funding these projects overseas was adversely affecting weather in the United States and as such they should be stopped.{ So are all the major companies that move their businesses overseas also. Maybe all the pollution has something to do with warming, and instead of it effecting the US, the rest will just melt away and leave us alone.}

8- Global Warming Could Melt the Himalayas.{I love to travel, but now, no longer have to worry about going there.}

9-Global warming could cause more hunger in Africa and melt most Himalayan glaciers by the 2030s. } We have Angelina and Brad Jollie Pitt, or is it Angelina Jollie Pitt and Brad, oh well, they do a fine job with Africa...}

10- All this is a recipe to get people to sit idly by, bend over, grab the ankles and accept tax increases as the price for forgiveness and salvation for committing these sins against the planet.{ Does this mean we have been kissing our asses all this time?}

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_040207/content/01125111.guest.html

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